"Maybe I’ll just sit here and bleed at you."
Rian Johnson | 2005
Steve Yedlin | Cinematography
NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL
I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead
Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.
Sam gets down to business
Hey guys um long story short, I need money to move in with my boyfriend (who would be coming up here from the southern part of the state) within a few months because of reasons that I don’t want to get into and he shouldn’t live there anymore
Originally, he was going to stay with friends here until either we both got jobs and could move in together or he was making enough money to get his own place, but his friends’ landlord said that he could only stay, at max, three weeks so that’s being put on hold completely
I can’t get a job because I’m the only one in my household available to take care of my cancerous dog and get her the medicine that she needs at the exact times that she needs it and we have a puppy that can’t be left alone for extended periods of time. My parents work late, so the responsibility is left to me
I’ll elaborate more once I can get to a computer but here are my prices for my traditional art:
-10$: simple bust sketch of whoever you want (OC, any character from anything, celebrity, your friends, family, etc)
-15$: detailed bust sketch (lines cleaned up and shading that isn’t scribbles) of anyone
-30$: semi-realistic drawing of anyone, waist up (facial features shaded and smoothly blended, realistic hair, proportional features)
Anything above 45 dollars can be shipped to the buyer (US only, sorry!) with no shipping fee. Paper size is 14 x 17 and 8 1/2 x 11, I believe (ill double check and update this later) and I need a reference picture to work on. All portraits will be sprayed with fixative to prevent discoloration and smudging before being sent.
-45$: rough graphite portrait. Features are drawn as accurately as possible and shaded, but not blended. Picture needs to be from the neck/shoulders up.
-60$: detailed portrait. Shaded, blended smoothly, and matched textures to reference picture. Reference picture should be from the waist up.
-70$: detailed portrait in colored pencil, using prismacolors. Reference picture should be from the chest up.
My prices are flexible and if you want something not listed up here, we can talk it through and I’ll do what I can.
Payments will be accepted through paypal, which is firstname.lastname@example.org (and if anyone by any chance wants to donate less than 10 dollars, I’ll draw a little cartoon for you!)
If you or anyone you know is interested, you can message me here on tumblr or email me at email@example.com with the subject being “commissions”
Please signal boost this if you can’t donate or commission. Sorry for the long post.
here’s the gofundme for this http://www.gofundme.com/btcitw
OH MY GODL
Because of the choice you made…